And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. Birds it turns out, love music. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? But unfortunately, most of the country is social distancing, a lot of graduation ceremonies have been canceled, if not all, I think. I didnt have waterproof clothes, I didnt have waterproof shoes I didnt have the right things. So there's that. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. It wastwo rooms and I had a mattress on thefloor and the entire basement was infested withfleas. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. Her name is Brenda [Akin-Rambo 00:07:00]. Im bringing back some classic punchlines this week. That was a mistake, too. Were always like Thats what you look like. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. And you can seethey have rhythm. Take a left at the gift shop, and that is the front door. I think people have a tendency We look atsomebody and we decide we know all aboutthem. Ive seen that in the brochure, and Ill bring a poncho in case theres a bonfire on the beach. And I'm like "I'm getting a mammogram. In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. Youre worried that someones gonna know and so, it is on your mind, so subconsciously were aware of that. When I dosomething stupid, its a story. I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. I did not graduate college. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. Read the full transcript of her commencement speech here. The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. [claps] Portia and I took a picture and this guy photobombed us back there. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. We dont try socks on because we trust Because the size is so Its likesize three through 11. It is mandatory to procure user consent prior to running these cookies on your website. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up The Ellen DeGeneres Show, I thought it was somewhat entertaining, but not enough to make a habit out of watching the show. "If it has lifted you up when you're in a period of some type of pain, some type of sadness . -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. I dont think she did. Everything changed. And I thought I wouldlike to talk to God, not just pray but Iwould love to be able to pick up the phone and call up God and ask questions and get the answers. They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. You dont know why someones going slow. I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. Theyre missing outon music that they could be flying and then getting down on the you know. Thank you so much. We all had to have a tall friend to reach things for us. Add English on-screen subtitles for videos. People who live in glass houses should never throw stones, but they should always wear pants. And the green beans on the side. But it was the best part of my journey. "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. Some of the restaurants are trying to figure out how to help vegans. If its anything like the first month, Im going to be eating like 40 pieces of cake for no reason and only change my socks twice. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. And I can only imagine the fires that she mightve had to put out to put parents at ease and also know that I didnt have any training coming into it, but I appreciate whatever the potential this she saw in me was. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. I have a lot of ladders I have a six-foot, I have an eight-foot I have the extension, the 20-foot aluminum. Thank you. I did not. Im the be-kind girl. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. The next year she received two Emmy Award nominations for her stand-up comedy special Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now. Ellen: I know! She And she has no memory either. -Thank you. She was ashamed. View history Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now is a stand-up comedy routine that was shown on HBO. Thank you. Yeah. I dont need anything. In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. Not bad . Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Im just gonna look down here and touch that. Ellen Degeneres: (04:10) I make that statement, six years later, this happens. You know, you say: Im vegan. After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. Class of 2020, parents, teachers, custodians, lunch ladies, principals and crossing guards. Ellen DeGeneres' long-running daytime talk show will come to an end after 19 seasons. Ive never been back there. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? El libro esta en la biblioteca. Through her show, she brings her humor and talent for tackling topical issues into viewers' lives with her distinctive style . My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. The backlash against Ellen DeGeneres has been brewing for some time. At the starting of the week Something different gonna happen in here? Ellen Degeneres: (08:17) Ill do that, thank you. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. Emmy-winning talk show host Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born in Metairie, Louisiana, a New Orleans suburb. Ellen DeGeneres : "I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. [crowd laughs] I gotta get the fuck out of here. 2 Mar. Thats what they should be doing. But I really For a few minutes there it really seemed like it was goingwell and I thought everyone in Hollywoodthats closeted is gonna come out after me I pictured like a stampede of wildelephants like every closeted actor andactress in Hollywood But instead, they were like littlemeerkats coming out of their little meerkat closets. I roll it real tight. And its not about the money. Yep, I like these, Im gonna get these. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? "I learned. Buenas tardes, estudiantes. Ellen Degeneres: (00:19) Its amazing, we were poor cause we never had medicine. Portia Lee James DeGeneres (born Amanda Lee Rogers; 31 January 1973), known professionally as Portia de Rossi, is an Australian-American former actress.She played Nelle Porter on the American drama series Ally McBeal (1998-2002), for which she won a Screen Actors Guild Award, Lindsay Bluth Fnke on the American television sitcom Arrested Development (2003-2006, 2013, 2018-2019), and . Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? I dont know, I just guessed. As she told Parade, her parents were devout Christian Scientists, explaining she "grew up in a very conservative home." Her childhood, she admitted, wasn't easy, especially after her parents divorced when she was 13. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. Sorry about that. Ellen DeGeneres spent nearly two decades interviewing celebrities, dancing and pulling pranks, and that followed even more years in front of the camera and on stage as a stand-up comedian.. What do you guys think, do you like them? But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. Did someone have a bird in the hand and said: Theres two in the bush. During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. There are a lot of children that it would impact a lot of kids would be helped by that, you know, and [crowd cheers and clap] Its not just actorsand actresses. Back that ass up We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. And I said: Yes, why? And he said: Well, do you think youre still relatable? And [crowd laughs] I said: Yes, I do think Im still relatable. We all have For some reason we wont throw a rubber band away There are tons of rubber bands like 24 rubber bands are in there, like in case, a bunch of little girls come over for pigtails one day. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. I dont know who started that. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. I had no job, I had no car, no money. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. They just put the room in the air. Theres not a lot of option at most restaurants. Libary Really? People arentafraid of it anymore like dandruff. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Industry-leading accurate legal transcription to ensure you dont miss a statement. Can you do it without? We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. You know that. Theres no reason to change them really when they dont get dirty. These are good if I have to do this. [crowd laughs] Hm. Thats good. I dont understand what fleas do even. They insist on memorizing your order. Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. I love that phrase. The bar is set pretty low at this moment. I mean, I dont know how many people have had a cap in the eye, but I have. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. Jesus broke bread. Her parents divorced when she was 16 years old. But thedifference is, when you do somethingstupid youre just a person someone saw doing something stupid. Maam. And anyway. Dont applaud for that. Thats [crowd laughs] Sliced bread really came about In 1928 somebody decided to slice it, in 1928. So I try to keep everything and use everything except for when ketchup gets down to that part where it starts makingthat noise, Ill throw it out because theres no need in keeping it when itmakes that noise. listening. Ellen DeGeneres is apologizing to her staff in the wake of allegations that her talk show fosters a toxic environment. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. Yeah, but heres the thing. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. Back that ass up Sidewalks have cracks, and if you step on a crack, you break your mother's back. What do they like Walk around, opening [crowd laughs] I heard someone say that a junk drawer is a metaphor for your life. Hes a handsome boy. Mazel tov. This was the graduation of the "Katrina Class" that entered in Fall 2005. -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. Again! Alright, Ill remember that. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. We should be on our own path. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. Your email address will not be published. DeGeneres will send a producer or an audience member out into the . Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. Im just gonna keep shoes on, theyre not gonna see that. Then you go tosomebodys house and they have a shoes-off policy. [background song playing] -Thats well done! Not from graduation, it was something else. He didnt even know how to slice it. I swore Id never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. Its like Little holes everywhere, you think: Whos gonnato see it? tWitch: (06:46) Like: What was my choice? I think we both hit our heads. DeGeneres has hosted the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and the Primetime Emmys. She starred in two television sitcoms, Ellen from 1994 to 1998, and The Ellen Show from 2001 to 2002. Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. Thank you for taking a chance on me. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. You know what I mean You know what I mean, yeah. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. You commonly see cement on sidewalks. Have you dined with us before? Actress Lea Thompson supported Garrett's claims by tweeting, "True story. -No, not at all. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that She also launched a lifestyle brand, ED Ellen DeGeneres, which comprises a collection of apparel, accessories, home, baby, and pet items. I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. Ellen Degeneres: (01:16) They believe we are spiritual beings having a material experience in thematerial world and the mantra that theysay is: Know the truth. And the truth is, there is no pain unless you give it pain with your mind. Her character, Ellen Morgan, also came out to a therapist played by Winfrey, and the series went on to explore various LGBT issues, including the coming-out process. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. If you dont know, one had roast beef and the other had none. There was this one station manager, and this is a quote: No ones gonna watch it. tWitch: (08:24) You leave the bathroom to go back to yourtable. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. Those look good. Yeah. And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. Hoe, who is you playin wit? They So, now everybodys pretty cool with thefact Im gay. If youre in your forties and youre still living in your parents house, maybe then find another dream. He was 40. Im sure you have it archived. So, I think, you know, if more gay peoplewould endorse and not in acommercial, like, but, although Can you imagine: Hi, Im Ellen DeGeneres. I literally wrote without stopping, I finished writing it and I read it and Isaid to myself: Im gonna do this on Johnny Carson and Ill be the first woman in thehistory of the show to be called over tosit down to talk to Johnny Carson. And, I mean, Im in a basementon a mattress with fleas, never done comedy. But So Ive had this pain and I went to gosee a podiatrist and so he looks at mypods and he said that He said: You have a neuroma. And I said: You have a neuroma. I said that to him. I'm bringing back some classic punchlines this week. if you lookback at the first season. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. Andy Lassner: (06:21) She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. Trulicity? Does she still have the cats? Ellen Lee DeGeneres ( d-JEN-r-s; born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, producer, and LGBT activist. like theyre impressing us in some way. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of I dont wanna stop you. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Because I feel like animals should be in their natural environment. Yeah, I really do. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. I mean everybody warned me. According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . [crowd laughs] -Why? This is my second month of quarantine shows. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. But no, first I want to talk about you and your beautiful wife, because now you're in a new campaign for. And also, I have a fear of getting hit in the eye with one of those graduation caps because theyre extremely pointy and no one really pays attention. A trailblazer for LGBTQ activism and awareness, DeGeneres received early acclaim for her skills as a standup. Fine dining. -Hows the dining? He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. Update this biography Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. These are good. On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. One, two a day. Her brother is musician and producer Vance DeGeneres. Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. The one thing people get really upset about is when they find out Im vegan. We know that now. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. Why do you say the hand? Like What is Aspirin? Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. It took three years for me to get back ontelevision. Ellen DeGeneres is going home, again. I dont know, you know. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. And, even though I knew that was gonna be difficult. And then Ill do yoga on the pier. Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me Beads in a big floppy hat. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. See those leaders start to frown If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Do you know what Im saying? It was the only graduation ceremony really. She may not be gay. But then, you know, the years went on and people watched the show and liked the show saw that I was the same person I was before plus I started giving stuffaway and people love free stuff. I dont know why they insist on doing it. Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. Just Is Ellen wearing a necklace? The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. Im a human being. He said: Well, I mean, your life has changed so much. And Isaid: I know but I still think Imrelatable. And anyway, just then, Batu,my butler, stepped into the library and He announced that my breakfast was readyand I [crowd laughs] I said: Well continue this conversation another time. I went to a gas station to put gas in my car And theres a group of teenageboys across the way and theyre like really cool. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. I was hoping for more of a really. But it was really. [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. For the college grads, I want to salute you for getting your degree in science, history or whatever youre graduating in. Oh. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. 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